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[So this plan has gone horribly]
[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]
[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]
[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]
[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]
[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]
[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]
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[But eventually he kinda... shifts... his head a little, opening his eye so he can... check out this bucket of theirs. And then... cackle alksdfjljsf]
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ARe We....done?
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Dunno. Are we...?
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n-not Yet...! [ --AS IN DON'T START THAT AGAIN YET SJKDJGS ]
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As you wish~ [He will sort of... slowly prop himself up just a bit, moving to carefully... pull this sloshy bucket out from between them and push it under the table so they can't kick it over or something later]
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[He will only look at him for a little bit though before he finally falls back and pulls his legs out from under him, stretching them out a little. His knees... are going to be... fun tomorrow... Staring at one corner of the ceiling for the moment slkdjfljsdf]
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--o, oUCH. [ wtf B( ]
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Problem, dear?
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Ow!
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KnoCK It oFF.
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[FINE MAYBE HE WON'T TOUCH YOU ANYMORE!!! No he will skldfjl In fact, he's just going to lay his head on his leg ffff eyeing him a little. Don't kick him again you dick]
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