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The Baron ([personal profile] provocate) wrote2012-04-14 01:41 pm

dananananananana

[So this plan has gone horribly]

[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]

[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]

[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]
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[personal profile] vigilantee 2012-04-21 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sdkjgsdk NO YOU DON'T GET TO POUT, YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE ]

......... [ HOW DOES HE ANSWER THIS SDJKGS HE THOUGHT PAILING ONLY HAPPENED FOR DRONES OK ]
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[personal profile] vigilantee 2012-04-21 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sdkjfsdk this awkward expression says he has not understood a SINGLE THING THAT OCCURRED TONIGHT OKAY ]
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[personal profile] vigilantee 2012-04-21 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
FUCK YOUUUU IT'S YOUR FAULT??? IF ANYONE UNDERSTANDS HOW TO READ YOU BESIDES OVERSEER IT'S A MIRACLE ]
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[personal profile] vigilantee 2012-04-21 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ .....THIS IS CREEPY WHY ARE YOU SO PREPARED FOR EVERYTHING??? ]

......And YoU? [ where the fuck will you be, chuckles ]
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[personal profile] vigilantee 2012-04-21 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
--tHAt Is not neCessARY. [ YEAH HE'LL TAKE THE SOPOR THANKS ]

I WIll WAKe BY dAYtIMe AnYWAY.
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[personal profile] vigilantee 2012-04-21 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sdkjgdsk HE WILL BE HAPPY TO just let him gather up his poor dusty boots and pants...sjkfsk and bloody shirt, since jacket is le ruined ]
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[personal profile] vigilantee 2012-04-21 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ JKSDFGDSJKGSK DAMNIT BARON STOP CATCHING HIM OFF-GUARD, it makes him bite you ]
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[personal profile] vigilantee 2012-04-21 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sdjkgdskgs noooo stop that it makes trying to chew on you angrily feel....embarrassing....yep stopping and pulling back ]
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[personal profile] vigilantee 2012-04-21 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ KLJDSFJSDLGSJGSK CRYING HE'S JUST

GOING TO GO TO BED!!! ]
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[personal profile] vigilantee 2012-04-21 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ daskjfsdkgsk OMFG BARON WHAT ARE YOU TURNING HIS LIFE INTO??? ]
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[personal profile] vigilantee 2012-04-21 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HE WILL TELL YOU WHATEVER HE WANTS!!!! and also....probably steal your bike and gtfo with the med supplies when it's light...out.... ]