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[provocate]

[So this plan has gone horribly]

[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]

[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]

[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]

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[provocate]

[lksjdlfkjsdf Overseer you're such a loser why does he hate you so. The sliding of course gets him to the bottom faster then the Baron, but the seadweller isn't too far behind. He's... way more graceful about it lkslfkj bike and all, he gets to the bottom without even stumbling]

[And once he's there, he parks that shit, grabbing the bag of bandages and things and heading over to collect the Overseer]

Don't hurt yourself, dear.

[vigilantee]

I'm FIne. [ B( okay?? fuuuuu. His shoulder is definitely starting to feel stiff though so he should probably attend...to that sjkgs ]

[provocate]

[Cackling laksjdflj WELL HE WAS GONNA HELP YOU UP BUT IF YOU'RE FINE!!!! Shrugs and heads towards the hive instead! Swinging the bag of things so you better follow him if you wanna get that dealt with kajfkj]

[AND OKAY SO THIS HIVE. Is a couple stories, well lived in at one point. By now though there's this thick layer of dust over everything, except in a couple places where someone was clearly moving around just recently. The couple of pictures there are have been turned around or laid down... And the Baron wonders on in here, going kinda... weirdly quiet all of a sudden. Dropping the bag on a table and flipping a light on, before... going upstairs alksdflj Deal with your problems would you, dear]

[vigilantee]

[ .....OH WELL THEN SURE HAVE A MOOD SWING. Overseer will watched him witha blink but...welp, first things first. he doesn't hate you enough to check up on you when his shoulder needs attention so he'll get to work on that, first untying the strip around it so he can remove his upper attire and dig in for some cleaning supplies ]

[provocate]

[LKSJDFLKJ MOOD SWINGS ARE HIS BREAD AND BUTTER DUDE, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT]

[It's actually not that much of a mood swing though because WELP a second later he's back with... a pail LKJSDLKFJK which gets dropped quite loudly at the bottom of the stairs. And he'll wander a few steps closer just... watching him like the skeevy old man he is]

[...Baron you have a thing you should dress too you asshole............]

[vigilantee]

[ SDU9FYGSDJFKL;ASDFKJASL;AFAL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMFGGGGGGG OVERSEER JUST

HE CAN'T EVEN

YOU'RE SO GROSSLY BLUNT

sdkljfhsdjkgs HASTILY TURNING AROUND IN HIS CHAIR AND STARING AT THE TABLE skdgs he's so jade right now jeegus excuse him while he fumbles to quickly bandage his shoulder. with one hand. ]

[provocate]

[HE JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK OVERSEER I'M SO SORRY]

[He is just cracking up!!!! You're so cute oh god. But yes okay, he can see you're having issues with that only one hand thing, so he guesses he will deal with this chest cut...]

[lksjdf comes up behind him, leaning over him to grab the things he needs lakjd;ljljffff LAWD]

[vigilantee]

[ sdjkfsdkgksgksd god whyyyy he's going to sit there so stiffly until he's got more room. BARON HE CAN'T HANDLE YOU. UNDERSTAND ]

[provocate]

[...kajsd Overseer you're too easy. He is going to lick his cheek and murmur: ]

Relax, dear. [Before he retreats... somewhere behind him to deal with this]

[Gotta get rid of his jacket, hanging it up by the door and then his shirt which just gets dropped unceremoniously on the ground. And okay BLUH THIS CUT IS REALLY GROSS AT THIS POINT but that just makes him cackle while he's... dressing it... yep]

[vigilantee]

[ hey man with you he never knows )'8 but the space is very, very welcome and Overseer will quickly get to the bandaging. It takes probably eight minutes since he's doing it alone but he's had to sort of get used to that this last sweep so he does a fairly decent job! And once he'll all nice and bound up he'll glance back to see how Baron is faring ]

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[He's mostly got it by then, adding an extra wrap or two for good measure. And I guess, probably not surprisingly the thing looks done by someone with proper medical training. He's had a lot of wounds in his time, and so learning how to take care of them was important!]

[PROBABLY ALSO NOT SURPRISING? His gills on one side look... bruisy and gross where he got kicked and jabbed you're a dick. AND ALSO that face scar of his extends down across his throat and his shoulder, splaying out across his chest... and he's probably got a few other notably awful scars along his arms and stomach and stuff... HARD LIFE!!!]

[Anyway, he glances over once he's got it all tucked and secure and stuff, grinning]

Better?

[vigilantee]

[ Jeegus Baron you just SCREAM DANGER? Look at you--overseer doesn't even want to know how long he's lived to acquire that many scars without dying...seriously. He sort of gawks for a second there before catching himself ]

--Yes.

[provocate]

[Aww baby... 8'> What an adorable reaction lksjdlfj]

Good! [Then he will just go over there and... spin his chair around so he can grab the arm rests and lean over him lkajdslkj]

Took you long enough... [KLSDJF NO HE'S JUST BEING A DICK BUT... ANYWAY]

[vigilantee]

[ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Overseer looks...startled, obvs, and stares up at him ]


...It WAs A deep WoUnd.

[provocate]

Oh, it wasn't that bad, dear.

[Little eyeroll. He's had... worse... ksdjfkljsdjfkj And his hand is going to drop here, trying to hook his fingers into his pants again yep]

[vigilantee]

[ nsdgkjs n-nooooo his wiggly bulge was almost calm again why are you doing this ;o; Overseer leans back into his chair with a small sound, risking a glance downward ]

[provocate]

[lkjasf bro what did you think they were gonna do here you are dumb]

[But okay good, a little bit of wiggle is better then nothing, so he's gonna... yank his hips forward a bit, shifting his hand towards the center so he can brush rather... lskdjf lightly up against his bulge. Leaning closer as he does, breathing him in]

[vigilantee]

[ THE MOMENT TAPERED OFF WHEN HE HAD TO CLEAN HIS OWN WOUND OKAY but that...definitely helps with that issue since it's making Overseer twitching with a small sound, one hand finding Baron's forearm and holding onto it as he tilts his head back ]

[provocate]

[Man are you sure that's where you want your head to be, because the Baron is like... right there, grinning horribly, even if his attention is focused mostly on what his hand is doing]

[And what his hand is doing is pressing down a little further, rubbing his knuckles up against him while his thumb fusses with the button of his pants 8>]

[vigilantee]

[ NO HE IS NOT SURE OF ANYTHING but he kind of can't help it at this point, bulge twitching a bit from within the confines of his pants--gdit Baron go back to your full hand ;A; ]

[provocate]

[NO HE'S GONNA BE JERK LAKSJLFJ Just making kneading little motions with his knuckles up near the base, at least until he pops that button]

[And then he kind of abandons the bulge, to... quite slowly... undo this zipper here. Pushing the Overseer's head to one side with his other hand and pressing his lips against his temple. Murmured: ]

Last words, my dear?

[vigilantee]

[ Oh yes that doesn't send shudders up and down his spine as he closes his eyes in frustration. omfg you asshole don't tease him after all this GO FASTER ]

--no.

[provocate]

[HAHA OVERSEER FIIINE he will go... actually way faster, cause he's immediately pressing his hand up against him, twining his fingers up with his bulge and giving it a good, long stroke]

[Keeping his mouth up against his temple though, smiling against his skin]

[vigilantee]

[ Well then he'll be able to feel the slight jolt Overseer's body gives at the sudden bout of firm contact. He'll also get a front-row seat to the rather irritated moan he receives for his work (irritated because he can never gauge this guy) as Overseer squirms in his seat and digs his heels into the ground so it's easier for him to press up into the contact ]

[provocate]

[Heh......... lkajsdf yeah he's not gonna make that whole... gauging thing any easier, because his hand just kinda stops when he reaches the end. Holding it straight and... keeping it from moving yeeeaaaaah HE'S A JERK!!!]

[Instead his attention is now up a bit, making a line of weirdly chaste kisses from his temple down his cheek and jaw...]