baby's first successful track

[provocate]

[He’s been here too long. He knows that, to some extent. Staying in a single base for too long is liable to attract attention to his ever-growing band of revolutionaries and anarchists. But he’s been feeling sort of tapped for creative energy for awhile now and that’s depressing. As much fun as the little disruptions can be, they are nothing compared to the high of a proper crime. And he hasn’t had one of those in… lord, a perigee now at least]

[So yes. He’s been here too long after they co-opted a rather large, if run down hive stem on the edge of this city’s lowblood slums, but he just… doesn’t… care… This evening, like a number of evenings before this, he finds himself lying on the floor of the penthouse block that he took for himself when they first arrived, staring blindly at the ceiling, trying to find the will to cause some proper trouble for someone… BLUH]

Comments

[provocate]

[And he's gonna watch and give you a kiss when you're done 8>]

[But until then! Noted, sort of curiously: ]

You've been improving quite a lot lately.

[vigilantee]

...I've been doing a lot of training. [ sobbbbb GLANCING TO THE SIDE AGAIN, YUP. ]

[provocate]

[...lkjasdf head tilt. Well now he's just kinda staring?? What was that reaction!]

[vigilantee]

[ YOU ARE HIS TARGET HE SHOULD NOT BE DISCUSSING HIS TRAINING WITH YOU GOSH ]

[provocate]

[LKSJDFLKJSDF GOOD YOU'RE LEARNING!!! Cackles after a second and sits back, leaning on his hands]

It's quite exciting, darling. [He remembers you being a tiny, useless jade not that long ago at all 8'>]

[vigilantee]

--Exciting? [ FUCK NO DON'T REMIND HIIIIM he cried so many bitch tears in those caverns ]

[provocate]

Yes. You've gotten so much better so quickly~

[You might even get to take him in soon! That's pretty exciting too, the thought he might get to die finally, and at the hands of such a perfect kismesis. Which they still aren't right now, but anyway. Details]

[vigilantee]

.....

And I'll keep doing that too, you know.

[provocate]

Promise?

[8>]

[vigilantee]

[ sdgkjsdgs don't look so pleased leeeer ]

Yes.

[provocate]

Good. [FOREVER PLEASED! And now for something completely different lskdfj]

Your eggplant is on its way.

[vigilantee]

[ sob he looks....tsundereily pleased ]

--They found one?

[provocate]

[...omg that's adorable?? Nods a little]

They had to go out to the blueblood districts, but yes. [Hee hee] Apparently the teal they bought it from was... easily bribed~ [lksjdf lowbloods paying with seadweller credit is usually kind of a bad thing!!! They got lucky, huu]

[vigilantee]

.......

Was it expensive?

[provocate]

[Clicks his tongue]

For one of your blood, maybe. [But he's... royalty and also fucking old. He's got money to spare]

[vigilantee]

.......

Have you ever met any jades before?

[provocate]

A few.

[...skeevy smile] You're the prettiest though.

[vigilantee]

[ sdkljfsjkdgjks brb turning his blood color and leering back ]

That wasn't... [ what he was after LMFAO AUGH ]

[provocate]

[LKSJDFLJSDF precious boy. But he nods faintly. Yes he knows that wasn't what you meant]

Why do you ask, dear?

[vigilantee]

[ 8'| this face says he wants to know HOW MANY LIVES YOU'RE RUINED FROM HIS CASTE ]

[provocate]

[LKJSDFLKJ YOU'RE THE FIRST AND ONLY BRO. Well no... he supposes those other orbs they cracked must've had wigglers of their own who were probably culled... but that's not really the point!]

That was the first time I was ever underground.

[vigilantee]

---??? But we are not to leave the Mother Grub under any circumstances. [ HOW DID YOU MEET THEM MAN ]

[provocate]

You think it's always been like that?

[Rules change bro, and it's taken the Condesce quite a long time to lose her mind and bring the world down to this minutely controlled dictatorship :|b]

[vigilantee]

...? I had assumed.... [ sob ;u; subjugated world views ]

[provocate]

Not surprising. Most do.

[There are very few trolls who've made it this long even when they have the lifespan for it and they're the only ones who might remember so... yep. Pauses a moment, thoughtful...]

You've always been rare, but I used to see your caste around occasionally. [...] I think I may have served with one my first tour...? [lksdf phrased as a question because his memory gets pretty bad that far back :X]