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[provocate]

[So this plan has gone horribly]

[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]

[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]

[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]

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[vigilantee]

[ Overseer will deter him in no way when he goes about that, sucking his stomach in a bit to help even. 8|;; he really like this pressure okay ]

[provocate]

[...heh. HEH. Well he is good with keeping it up, adding an occasional extra push against him]

[But I guess have fun with this, cause the hand that was supporting his back, comes around and hooks into his collar instead, pulling it down so he can get at more of his throat and the edge of his collarbone. Leaving little mark as he wanders on downwards 8>]

[vigilantee]

[ sdkjgsk YEAH THANKS BARON that means what he was leaning on is very suddenly gone so hope you don't mind him scrambling to suddenly grab onto you while he tips backward sjkgsd ]

[provocate]

[LSKDJFLKJ NAW MAN HE WAS BASICALLY COUNTING ON IT. Still hooked pretty firmly into his collar though so he won't get too far before he's stopped. Now they're kinda bent over a little though and the Baron's... laughing at him sdlfkjlkj]

You okay, dear? [...pressing up between his legs at the same time he asks yeeeaaaaaah]

[vigilantee]

[ OH WELL THEN I HOPE YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING A COHERENT ANSWER because all Baron gets is a stuttered gasp and a jerk of his hips as he presses flush with him as best he can SHUT UP BARON SHUT UPPPP ]

[provocate]

[yes good... Yes. Good. That is a good sound too, and he's immediately dropping from the band of his pants to grab one of his legs and pull their hips even tighter together]

Let's take a walk. [Or would you like to fuck on the side of the road when there are probably search parties being formed to find them? He's good with either tbh]

[vigilantee]

[ He would rather not fuck on the road that is what Tameless did you him and he got road rash 8I the close contact doesn't exactly allow him to verbalize that though. It kind of makes him cling to Baron and grind his hips roughly against his sob

He would also like to question the sense of taking a walk when he's basically got his legs wrapped around Baron's waist but HE'S DECIDED NOT TO VOICE THAT and just nods quickly instead ]

[provocate]

[...HAHA OVERSEER HE'S NOT GONNA CARRY YOU. Pretty much the second the guy nods, he's letting him go so... kjsdf have fun with suddenly having no support at all in this awkward position here]

[He's gotta go grab his bike now so he can take it with them. Can't have people seeing it and guessing where they are!!! Make yourself... presentable for a (brief... ish) journey into the desert, broskie]

[vigilantee]

[sdn fkjsdgs how about he stumbles and tries not to walk awkward with a wriggling bulge thanks to you 8| and also...do that other stuff yeah ]

[provocate]

[...WELL. If it makes you feel any better, he's walking a little funny too. But he also doesn't give a fuck, so it's not like he's trying to hide it lksjdf]

[But yes, okay, HE AT LEAST is kind of in a hurry because hoooly shit he would like to continue where they left off!! So assuming the Overseer isn't being slow and annoying, they are going to crest a hill here fairly shortly and descend down into a little valley where there is an abandoned farmhive just sorta hanging out]

[Be careful on the descent bro, the dirt and rocks are hella slippery and a wiggly bulge isn't gonna do you any favors dealing with that 8>]

[vigilantee]

[ Yeah he's starting to notice that jksdgsk it doesn't make things any better that each tiny slip makes his shoulder ache--wiggly or not he needs to get that properly dressed when they stop. Which won't take too long sdkgj since he slips onto his butt and basically slides half the way down like that ]

[provocate]

[lksjdlfkjsdf Overseer you're such a loser why does he hate you so. The sliding of course gets him to the bottom faster then the Baron, but the seadweller isn't too far behind. He's... way more graceful about it lkslfkj bike and all, he gets to the bottom without even stumbling]

[And once he's there, he parks that shit, grabbing the bag of bandages and things and heading over to collect the Overseer]

Don't hurt yourself, dear.

[vigilantee]

I'm FIne. [ B( okay?? fuuuuu. His shoulder is definitely starting to feel stiff though so he should probably attend...to that sjkgs ]

[provocate]

[Cackling laksjdflj WELL HE WAS GONNA HELP YOU UP BUT IF YOU'RE FINE!!!! Shrugs and heads towards the hive instead! Swinging the bag of things so you better follow him if you wanna get that dealt with kajfkj]

[AND OKAY SO THIS HIVE. Is a couple stories, well lived in at one point. By now though there's this thick layer of dust over everything, except in a couple places where someone was clearly moving around just recently. The couple of pictures there are have been turned around or laid down... And the Baron wonders on in here, going kinda... weirdly quiet all of a sudden. Dropping the bag on a table and flipping a light on, before... going upstairs alksdflj Deal with your problems would you, dear]

[vigilantee]

[ .....OH WELL THEN SURE HAVE A MOOD SWING. Overseer will watched him witha blink but...welp, first things first. he doesn't hate you enough to check up on you when his shoulder needs attention so he'll get to work on that, first untying the strip around it so he can remove his upper attire and dig in for some cleaning supplies ]

[provocate]

[LKSJDFLKJ MOOD SWINGS ARE HIS BREAD AND BUTTER DUDE, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT]

[It's actually not that much of a mood swing though because WELP a second later he's back with... a pail LKJSDLKFJK which gets dropped quite loudly at the bottom of the stairs. And he'll wander a few steps closer just... watching him like the skeevy old man he is]

[...Baron you have a thing you should dress too you asshole............]

[vigilantee]

[ SDU9FYGSDJFKL;ASDFKJASL;AFAL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMFGGGGGGG OVERSEER JUST

HE CAN'T EVEN

YOU'RE SO GROSSLY BLUNT

sdkljfhsdjkgs HASTILY TURNING AROUND IN HIS CHAIR AND STARING AT THE TABLE skdgs he's so jade right now jeegus excuse him while he fumbles to quickly bandage his shoulder. with one hand. ]

[provocate]

[HE JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK OVERSEER I'M SO SORRY]

[He is just cracking up!!!! You're so cute oh god. But yes okay, he can see you're having issues with that only one hand thing, so he guesses he will deal with this chest cut...]

[lksjdf comes up behind him, leaning over him to grab the things he needs lakjd;ljljffff LAWD]

[vigilantee]

[ sdjkfsdkgksgksd god whyyyy he's going to sit there so stiffly until he's got more room. BARON HE CAN'T HANDLE YOU. UNDERSTAND ]

[provocate]

[...kajsd Overseer you're too easy. He is going to lick his cheek and murmur: ]

Relax, dear. [Before he retreats... somewhere behind him to deal with this]

[Gotta get rid of his jacket, hanging it up by the door and then his shirt which just gets dropped unceremoniously on the ground. And okay BLUH THIS CUT IS REALLY GROSS AT THIS POINT but that just makes him cackle while he's... dressing it... yep]

[vigilantee]

[ hey man with you he never knows )'8 but the space is very, very welcome and Overseer will quickly get to the bandaging. It takes probably eight minutes since he's doing it alone but he's had to sort of get used to that this last sweep so he does a fairly decent job! And once he'll all nice and bound up he'll glance back to see how Baron is faring ]

[provocate]

[He's mostly got it by then, adding an extra wrap or two for good measure. And I guess, probably not surprisingly the thing looks done by someone with proper medical training. He's had a lot of wounds in his time, and so learning how to take care of them was important!]

[PROBABLY ALSO NOT SURPRISING? His gills on one side look... bruisy and gross where he got kicked and jabbed you're a dick. AND ALSO that face scar of his extends down across his throat and his shoulder, splaying out across his chest... and he's probably got a few other notably awful scars along his arms and stomach and stuff... HARD LIFE!!!]

[Anyway, he glances over once he's got it all tucked and secure and stuff, grinning]

Better?

[vigilantee]

[ Jeegus Baron you just SCREAM DANGER? Look at you--overseer doesn't even want to know how long he's lived to acquire that many scars without dying...seriously. He sort of gawks for a second there before catching himself ]

--Yes.

[provocate]

[Aww baby... 8'> What an adorable reaction lksjdlfj]

Good! [Then he will just go over there and... spin his chair around so he can grab the arm rests and lean over him lkajdslkj]

Took you long enough... [KLSDJF NO HE'S JUST BEING A DICK BUT... ANYWAY]

[vigilantee]

[ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Overseer looks...startled, obvs, and stares up at him ]


...It WAs A deep WoUnd.