baby's first successful track

[provocate]

[He’s been here too long. He knows that, to some extent. Staying in a single base for too long is liable to attract attention to his ever-growing band of revolutionaries and anarchists. But he’s been feeling sort of tapped for creative energy for awhile now and that’s depressing. As much fun as the little disruptions can be, they are nothing compared to the high of a proper crime. And he hasn’t had one of those in… lord, a perigee now at least]

[So yes. He’s been here too long after they co-opted a rather large, if run down hive stem on the edge of this city’s lowblood slums, but he just… doesn’t… care… This evening, like a number of evenings before this, he finds himself lying on the floor of the penthouse block that he took for himself when they first arrived, staring blindly at the ceiling, trying to find the will to cause some proper trouble for someone… BLUH]

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[provocate]

[Okay okay he won't say anything gosh. He's just going to gently let his leg back down and wrap that arm around him too, rubbing his knuckles against his shoulder blade. Huu slowly trying to get his own breathing under control, also doing a fair bit of draping. He's good with this. They can hang here for a bit if you don't mind adkjsfljs]

[vigilantee]

[ jkdsgsjk he does not even if he would prefer to be on the floor or couch sob, his leg is aching a bit from being held up like this ]

....You're unbelievable. [ Which actually comes out as a half-croak because he didn't realize how dry his throat was until he tried speaking. ]

[provocate]

[.........omg draws his wet hand up his back LKSJDF smearing his skin with... genetic material. Yep]

You. Enjoyed that. [SO SHUT UP YOURSELF!!! lkajsdf no his voice is not much better, kinda soft and breathy, hitching in the middle there]

[vigilantee]

[ skjgsgskk oh god whyyyyyyyyyyyyy he's making a startled little sound ]

Th-that's not...

[provocate]

[lkjalksdflkalks stops before too long and sighs into his hair. Teasing mostly: ]

Not what...?

[vigilantee]

I asked...for a bucket...

[ MOST PITIFUL MUMBLE EVER HAHAHA he's saying it like this could please excuse his vagrant writhing and moaning ]

[provocate]

[.....YOU ARE THE SADDEST LITTLE THING HE'S EVER SEEN GOOD LORD. You also aren't fooling him at all lkjsdf]

I could get one now. If you'd prefer. [AHAHALSDKFJ little cackle]

[vigilantee]

[ HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU BARON AUGHGHGHGHGH ]

--

[ sdkjfsdjk BITING AT YOUR COLLARBONE FOR THAT ONE ]

[provocate]

[KLJSDFKLSF WHAT!!! HE MEANT IN CASE THEY GO AGAIN OMG!!!!]

[But no okay he's reaching up and grabbing his shoulder, trying to tug on him a little]

Not yet. [Give him a few minutes to recover gosh you whippersnappers and your energy]

[vigilantee]

[ jhfgsdjf SOB he was trying to be angry take him seriouslyyyyyy ]

[provocate]

[HE CAN'T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY I'M SORRY. Especially not when you just got done pitifully asking for a bucket again lasdflkakljflk]

[Rubbing the back of his neck now, absentmindedly leaning a little heavier on him]

[vigilantee]

[ CRYING HE IA TOUGH JADE WARRIOR HE IS BATMAN NO LAUGHING ALLOWED ]

[provocate]

[YOU ARE A TINY VIRGINAL BABY IN A FUCKED UP RELATIONSHIP WITH TROLL JOKER. HE HAS TO LAUGH AT YOU A LITTLE OKAY OKAY]

[Just not now. Now he's going to lean back a little and look at his leg... then at him again]

Are you okay standing, dear.

[vigilantee]

[ lsdjkfgsjkdgsk CRYING ]

....It's a little sore.

[provocate]

Would you like to lie down?

[.......BAWW LOOK AT THIS FOND SMILE AUGH]

[vigilantee]

[ NO HE CAN'T HE HAS TO LOOK AT THE FLOOR IT'S TOO UGUU ]

--Yes.

[provocate]

[JSLDFJ RUDE. But okay let him just... kinda... effortlessly lift you up off the ground and carry you over to the couch then lskjdlfksldjf]

[vigilantee]

[ sdgjksjk OH WELL SOMEONE'S FEELING BETTER AFTER YESTERDAY--Overseer blinks rapidly several times here geez you recover fast ]

[provocate]

[Nah he just... doesn't... care... that it hurts AHAHALKSDJFLJ He's a self-destructive asshole have I mentioned lately]

[Probably he only does a halfway decent job hiding the wince as he sets him down though, glancing immediately off towards the door in the hopes he won't... see it... :X Gonna go head over there and get someone to get a bucket for them now???]

[vigilantee]

[ dsjkfsdk NO Overseer is going to catch his wrist lightly :c hey man, hey. Don't be a champion. ]

[provocate]

[Aww... no man, don't worry about him )8 Looks at him, a slow, curious smile crossing his face. What's up bro?? He is totally fine so why are you catching his wrist!!]

[vigilantee]

Pants. [ 8| put those on before you go outside this time ]

[provocate]

[.................omg laughs???]

Yes, dear. [GUH THAT MEANS HE HAS TO CLEAN OFF FIRST THOUGH??? lksjdf goes over to collect the towel he dropped on the kitchen counter, wiping all this... green crap off his legs and stuff... and then he'll just... throw that at the Overseer so he can do the same LKJSDLFKJSDFLKJ]

[But then yes, he will go collect his pants from the bathroom and finally put those back on pfff]

[vigilantee]

[ AHAHAH CRY......he will be much more refined about this wiping of geteic material off of him. The only embarrassing part is having to wipe...his nook....COME ON MAN WHO EVEN DOES THAT INSIDE ]

[provocate]

[SHUT UP YOU LIKED IT. Don't mind him standing here and watching this business with the nook though, skeevy smirking forever]

[But yes, then he's got his pants buttoned and he wanders on over to the door, calling for someone. The troll that shows up definitely takes his half-nakedness better then the other one did, managing to meet his eye through getting asked where the eggplant is. And then... he asks for a bucket and she sort of loses her composure, blushing and scurrying off about as quickly as the last one lakjsdlfjaflkj WORKING FOR THE BARON IS SUFFERING]