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[So this plan has gone horribly]

[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]

[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]

[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]

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[He will have a ton of fun with that yep, starting from the bottom and popping each one a little slower then the last. Meanwhile, he's kinda... grinding his leg up against the Overseer, and catching one of his horror fangs in the corner of his lip. Tugging. Gonna rip this open if you don't stop him bro]

[vigilantee]

[ Yeah he's kind of distracted by the grinding so he doesn't actually get to that until he actually breaks skin and jade poor starts leaking out. Overseer flinches sharply and makes an indignant sound, digging his fingers into Baron's wound 8| ]

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[OW FUCK YOU. No actually there is a distinctly uh... pleased tone to the pained sound he makes as he licks the jade off his lips. Ends up abandoning the jacket for the moment to hook a couple long fingers into the waistband of his pants and... drag him up his leg. Probably lifting him off the ground a little bit again, but keeping his other hand around him so he doesn't... overbalance too badly]

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[ oh my god Baron just throw him on his back why don't you. Because that would be vastly more comfortable compared to this as the shorter of the pair struggles to keep balanced even with Baron's help. Having that pressure between his leg helps though fffffff, he's shifting against it with a restless, angry sound ]

[provocate]

[Hee hee sucks for you man, he just likes fucking with you too much to just toss you on the ground. THAT'D BE TOO EASY. He is enjoying the feeling of him struggling against his leg quite a lot though, so rather without warning, he pushes up against him a little harder]

[Aaaand since he's slightly higher up now, he will turn his attentions down lower to the Overseer's neck again]

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[ Well that'll get him an honest and blunt moan. Not even tight-lipped Overseer can hold it in when there's friction like that between his legs, and he makes a breathy little noise when he finds added teeth on his neck. gd he wishes he had both hands here you asshole, he wants to drag them down your chest ]

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[Sorry bro, think about that for next time and don't get stabbed again. BUT OKAY YES good. The moan makes him... giggle lksjdklfj kinda high and manic, breathing against his skin for a moment as he presses up again, fingers dipping a little lower to get a better grip on his pants]

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[ Overseer will deter him in no way when he goes about that, sucking his stomach in a bit to help even. 8|;; he really like this pressure okay ]

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[...heh. HEH. Well he is good with keeping it up, adding an occasional extra push against him]

[But I guess have fun with this, cause the hand that was supporting his back, comes around and hooks into his collar instead, pulling it down so he can get at more of his throat and the edge of his collarbone. Leaving little mark as he wanders on downwards 8>]

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[ sdkjgsk YEAH THANKS BARON that means what he was leaning on is very suddenly gone so hope you don't mind him scrambling to suddenly grab onto you while he tips backward sjkgsd ]

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[LSKDJFLKJ NAW MAN HE WAS BASICALLY COUNTING ON IT. Still hooked pretty firmly into his collar though so he won't get too far before he's stopped. Now they're kinda bent over a little though and the Baron's... laughing at him sdlfkjlkj]

You okay, dear? [...pressing up between his legs at the same time he asks yeeeaaaaaah]

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[ OH WELL THEN I HOPE YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING A COHERENT ANSWER because all Baron gets is a stuttered gasp and a jerk of his hips as he presses flush with him as best he can SHUT UP BARON SHUT UPPPP ]

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[yes good... Yes. Good. That is a good sound too, and he's immediately dropping from the band of his pants to grab one of his legs and pull their hips even tighter together]

Let's take a walk. [Or would you like to fuck on the side of the road when there are probably search parties being formed to find them? He's good with either tbh]

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[ He would rather not fuck on the road that is what Tameless did you him and he got road rash 8I the close contact doesn't exactly allow him to verbalize that though. It kind of makes him cling to Baron and grind his hips roughly against his sob

He would also like to question the sense of taking a walk when he's basically got his legs wrapped around Baron's waist but HE'S DECIDED NOT TO VOICE THAT and just nods quickly instead ]

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[...HAHA OVERSEER HE'S NOT GONNA CARRY YOU. Pretty much the second the guy nods, he's letting him go so... kjsdf have fun with suddenly having no support at all in this awkward position here]

[He's gotta go grab his bike now so he can take it with them. Can't have people seeing it and guessing where they are!!! Make yourself... presentable for a (brief... ish) journey into the desert, broskie]

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[sdn fkjsdgs how about he stumbles and tries not to walk awkward with a wriggling bulge thanks to you 8| and also...do that other stuff yeah ]

[provocate]

[...WELL. If it makes you feel any better, he's walking a little funny too. But he also doesn't give a fuck, so it's not like he's trying to hide it lksjdf]

[But yes, okay, HE AT LEAST is kind of in a hurry because hoooly shit he would like to continue where they left off!! So assuming the Overseer isn't being slow and annoying, they are going to crest a hill here fairly shortly and descend down into a little valley where there is an abandoned farmhive just sorta hanging out]

[Be careful on the descent bro, the dirt and rocks are hella slippery and a wiggly bulge isn't gonna do you any favors dealing with that 8>]

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[ Yeah he's starting to notice that jksdgsk it doesn't make things any better that each tiny slip makes his shoulder ache--wiggly or not he needs to get that properly dressed when they stop. Which won't take too long sdkgj since he slips onto his butt and basically slides half the way down like that ]

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[lksjdlfkjsdf Overseer you're such a loser why does he hate you so. The sliding of course gets him to the bottom faster then the Baron, but the seadweller isn't too far behind. He's... way more graceful about it lkslfkj bike and all, he gets to the bottom without even stumbling]

[And once he's there, he parks that shit, grabbing the bag of bandages and things and heading over to collect the Overseer]

Don't hurt yourself, dear.

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I'm FIne. [ B( okay?? fuuuuu. His shoulder is definitely starting to feel stiff though so he should probably attend...to that sjkgs ]

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[Cackling laksjdflj WELL HE WAS GONNA HELP YOU UP BUT IF YOU'RE FINE!!!! Shrugs and heads towards the hive instead! Swinging the bag of things so you better follow him if you wanna get that dealt with kajfkj]

[AND OKAY SO THIS HIVE. Is a couple stories, well lived in at one point. By now though there's this thick layer of dust over everything, except in a couple places where someone was clearly moving around just recently. The couple of pictures there are have been turned around or laid down... And the Baron wonders on in here, going kinda... weirdly quiet all of a sudden. Dropping the bag on a table and flipping a light on, before... going upstairs alksdflj Deal with your problems would you, dear]

[vigilantee]

[ .....OH WELL THEN SURE HAVE A MOOD SWING. Overseer will watched him witha blink but...welp, first things first. he doesn't hate you enough to check up on you when his shoulder needs attention so he'll get to work on that, first untying the strip around it so he can remove his upper attire and dig in for some cleaning supplies ]

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[LKSJDFLKJ MOOD SWINGS ARE HIS BREAD AND BUTTER DUDE, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT]

[It's actually not that much of a mood swing though because WELP a second later he's back with... a pail LKJSDLKFJK which gets dropped quite loudly at the bottom of the stairs. And he'll wander a few steps closer just... watching him like the skeevy old man he is]

[...Baron you have a thing you should dress too you asshole............]

[vigilantee]

[ SDU9FYGSDJFKL;ASDFKJASL;AFAL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMFGGGGGGG OVERSEER JUST

HE CAN'T EVEN

YOU'RE SO GROSSLY BLUNT

sdkljfhsdjkgs HASTILY TURNING AROUND IN HIS CHAIR AND STARING AT THE TABLE skdgs he's so jade right now jeegus excuse him while he fumbles to quickly bandage his shoulder. with one hand. ]

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[HE JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK OVERSEER I'M SO SORRY]

[He is just cracking up!!!! You're so cute oh god. But yes okay, he can see you're having issues with that only one hand thing, so he guesses he will deal with this chest cut...]

[lksjdf comes up behind him, leaning over him to grab the things he needs lakjd;ljljffff LAWD]