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[provocate]

[So this plan has gone horribly]

[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]

[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]

[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]

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[vigilantee]

Of course!! HoW ArE YoU not??? [ sob stumbling a bit, but quickly getting his feet under him ]

[provocate]

[UGH! But fine he'll drag him along towards an exit on the opposite side of the building. AND NOT]

[ANSWERING]

[THAT QUESTION!!! Dude, he was trying to give you tips how to kill him the last time they met, how have you not realized he's super okay with dying yet]

[vigilantee]

[ sdfjksgk HE DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BLOW YOURSELF UP OKAY he's just...getting dragged along here because UM BARON HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT IF WE'RE TRYING TO ESCAPE RATHER THAN DEFUSE THIS... ]

[provocate]

[.......what no dude he's still getting his explosion??? HE'S AN ANARCHIST FIRST AND THIS IS GOING TO BE TOO MUCH FUN TO MISS OUT ON JUST CAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE STRESSED OUT]

[They've got enough time to get away. Pr... obably... lkjsdf It may or may not be a good idea to suggest defusing it sobs brokenly]

[vigilantee]

[ sdgjskgs HE'S JUST GONNA FOLLOW HIS LEAD because this is getting ominous that he's not even saying anything....sdjkfhsjkdgs ]

[provocate]

[lkajdfkjsdflkjLKJSDFLKJSDFLKJ it's not ominous to him baww Yeah he's in a hurry cause he's not sure exactly how much time they've got, but really he's just annoyed that the Overseer is being so weird about this!!! Explosions are cool?? What's wrong with you gosh]

[But yes okay, they're across the room and he shoves his way through the door into an alleyway where there is... a surprisingly tame looking motorcycle...? Or the troll equivalent whatever. Lets the Overseer go once they're through the door, sighing again]

How did you get here, my dear.

[vigilantee]

....... [ he walked 8|;;;; ]

[provocate]

[...looks. At him. And then laughs lakflkj and chucks his helmet at him]

Come on then. [Come with him if you want to live 8'>]

[vigilantee]

[ crying he so does not...want to do this......but he's pulling on the helmet anyway because um KIND OF IN A TROLL CITY, BLEEDING JADE BLOOD. fuck you baron you're not allowed you make yourself his best option. ]

[provocate]

[TOO LATE HE ALREADY DID. Gonna just... grab the front of his clothes again and KISS HIM??? Only for a second though and then spinning him off towards the motorcycle. Come on dude, get on, they gotta go like... now if you don't wanna get exploded]

[vigilantee]

[ sdkjgs FINE but he's not gonna hold onto you when they zip off....ACTUALLY NO YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS. He'll hold right onto that cut he gave you, asshole 8) ]

[provocate]

[WOW HE'S DRIVING??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU]

[Tenses all up, trying really hard not to hiss even if the sound would just get swallowed up by the wind. Ends up having to slow down a little, but then he reaches back and grabs his side. Claws and all. Stop it you brat there are better times to flirt then this]

[vigilantee]

[ skdgjs HISS HISS NEVER, even if...that totally works and he lets his hand rest on his rib cage instead >8'| asshole he is so going to ruin your life like you did his ]

[provocate]

[Careful of his gills you dick... But yes, once he lets go of that cut, he'll get back to driving properly again. Probably... going way too fast tbqh... welp]

[vigilantee]

[ sdkfsk YEAH WELL I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND HIM CLINGING EVER HARDER WHEN HE DOES THAT..... especially since when that explosion happens when he TOTALLY WASN'T PREPARED FOR IT ]

[provocate]

[...heh. HEH. Yeah it's also fucking enormous, and even scooting away as fast as they could, they still catch some of the force of it sweeping over them lksjdl]

[The Baron is now... laughing hysterically, even when the pressure from the Overseer's hands starts to edge towards threatening on his gills]

[vigilantee]

[ SCREAMMMMMM yeah Overseer is more or less clinging by this point?? While staring over his shoulder with HUGE EYES since holy fuck dude THAT WAS BARELY TWO MINUTES AND YOU WANTED TO GET FRISKY WTF ]

[provocate]

[DUDE... BEING EXPLODED MID-COITUS? SOUNDS LIKE AN AMAZING DEATH TO HIM????]

[But whatever this is exciting too, being clinged too while they make their less then grand escape. He's made out some, he's bled some, now there's the glow of a crime completed and well done and the wind in his face. Adrenalin rush is not something he generally experiences anymore, but right now he's stumbled into one quite without meaning to!]

[Jerks suddenly around a corner and comes to a sharp, screeching halt. You better untangle quick cause he will just pick you up and drag you out of your seat if you don't. And either way, he'll be hooking a claw into your collar again and wandering into this corner store. Finally decided he should probably wrap this chest wound lksdkljsdf]

/SNERKED AND HURT SELF

[vigilantee]

[ sdkjgs GOD CAN YOU GET ANY MORE BONKERS. Overseer gets pulled right along and it doesn't even register in his head that he shouldn't follow, because he's kind of shell-shocked right now and not thinking about the impression of a royal and a jade barging into a store. But he's a little more than dazed because UM YOU ALMOST BLEW HIM UP?? ]

KJSDF JUST AS KEIKAKU B)

[provocate]

[Yeah this store keeper is having a really uh... interesting night. Cause something just rocked the whole goddamn city and now there's a huuuge seadweller dragging a jade in and laughing manically the whole time? Yeah, interesting is a good word for it]

[LUCKILY?????? He won't have to worry about it too much longer, because the seadweller wanders on up to the counter, draws a knife and sticks it in his chest... Yep. The Baron is waaay too keyed up right now and he doesn't want to deal with witnesses so!!]

[vigilantee]

[ OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST MAKE HIM AN ACCESSORY TO MURDER AGAIN ]

[provocate]

[SURE DID. BARON DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Technically you're also an accessory to arson and massive property damage and terrorism since anyone who saw them leaving woulda seen you with him ;)]

Deal with him would you, dear? [Cause yeah, that store keeper is kinda... choking and dying horribly welp. So he... lets the Overseer go finally! And wanders off to go find bandages and stuff. Now you're gonna be a thief, bro! THIS IS A BIG NIGHT FOR YOU!!!]

[vigilantee]

[ sdgsjk SCREAM THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE WANTED HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO PUT THIS GUY OUT OF HIS MISERY cry. Just....gonna drag him into the back then with his ONE ARM ASSHOLE. B( ]

[provocate]

[HE LEFT THE KNIFE IN THE GUY'S CHEST USE THAT GOSH]

[Anyway, at least he's stopped laughing. Now he's back to humming, picking up... disinfectant and pain killers while he's at it. He'll probably be looking through the lkjdf alcohol whenever the Overseer decides to be done with that. Too bad he's a seadweller and getting drunk if fucking hard when his metabolism is this slow. SIGH!!!!]

[vigilantee]

[ YEAH TRAGIC FOR YOU he needs...to let this guy bleed out in the back secretly because he's not great at the actual murdering part of murder. he will take that knife though and hide it inside his clothes before coming back out with a stony expression ]

...Are you done yet.