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[So this plan has gone horribly]
[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]
[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]
[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]
[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]
[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]
[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]
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[SO YEAH. Choking cause FUCK YOU HE BREATHES WITH THOSE. Gonna try to backhand him as he twists away and r e t r e a t s. THIS IS INCREDIBLY RUDE]
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He should totally do this. Yes. It would solve all his problems and it's what he's been trying to accomplish for almost one and a half sweeps now isn't it?? ]
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[Through the pain haze, he knows this is a moment of weakness, that the Overseer could very well take advantage of it... He's honestly more curious to see what he does then try to defend himself tbh. Got his eye on you, dear]
ONE MORE TAG then bed
Instead baron gets a very socially awkward, irritated sound before Overseer headbutts him....in the shoulder blade sjkdfskd merzet 1.0..... ]
WHen I BRInG YoU In YoU'll Be AlIVe so tHeY CAn pUnIsH YoU. [ which is grumbled in a rather frustrated tone because wow conflicting feelings?? ]
.......oh my god he's so cute why BUT OKAY DAHLING HAVE A GOOD SLEEP <3 <3
Don't. Play with me, [Overseer-- no, not just yet] dear.
CRY HIS SOCIAL SKILLS ARE IN TERRIBLE CONFLICT
oVeRseeR. And I I HAte...GAMes.
BABBY... ;A; HE'S SO PRECIOUS
[Drags him up closer after a second and grins]
Maybe you just haven't been playing the right one. [Nobody hates games, man]
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[He will just kiss your stupid pursed lips now!!!]
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.....wait omfg WHY IS HE EVEN ALLOWING THIS?? Excuse him while he wrenches his mouth back and sputters, purple from Baron smudged across his lips ]
I don't-- [ hate you this much? Does he??? TECHNICALLY IS THIS BLACK-CHEATING ON TAMELESS?? ]
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[But okay fine, he only leans back veeeery slightly, biting his lip as he looks the Overseer over. Bemused]
What...?
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I AlReAdY HAVe...s, soRt oF...
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Sort of?
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I don't UndeRstAnd HeR.
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We talked. You're mine. [Supposed to be mine. In this quadrant anyway]
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--YoU tAlKed ABoUt tHIs???
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Of course. We talk about everything, dear. [They're moirails, you know!!!]
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It's very sweet of you to try to look out for her feelings so early though. [Points in your favor 8'>]
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htmlllllllllllllllll /SHAKES FIST
laksjdf;lkajsdf it hates us all tbqh
;o;
it's okay I stil rabu you 8'>
/holds!!
;A; /rubs face against
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
BUT I LOVE CAMEOS!!!!
CRYINGGGGG
NO HUSH DAHLING /PAPS YOUR FACE
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NOTHING HERE LALALALAL
DOLLY..................................
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