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[So this plan has gone horribly]

[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]

[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]

[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]

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[DUDE... BEING EXPLODED MID-COITUS? SOUNDS LIKE AN AMAZING DEATH TO HIM????]

[But whatever this is exciting too, being clinged too while they make their less then grand escape. He's made out some, he's bled some, now there's the glow of a crime completed and well done and the wind in his face. Adrenalin rush is not something he generally experiences anymore, but right now he's stumbled into one quite without meaning to!]

[Jerks suddenly around a corner and comes to a sharp, screeching halt. You better untangle quick cause he will just pick you up and drag you out of your seat if you don't. And either way, he'll be hooking a claw into your collar again and wandering into this corner store. Finally decided he should probably wrap this chest wound lksdkljsdf]

/SNERKED AND HURT SELF

[vigilantee]

[ sdkjgs GOD CAN YOU GET ANY MORE BONKERS. Overseer gets pulled right along and it doesn't even register in his head that he shouldn't follow, because he's kind of shell-shocked right now and not thinking about the impression of a royal and a jade barging into a store. But he's a little more than dazed because UM YOU ALMOST BLEW HIM UP?? ]

KJSDF JUST AS KEIKAKU B)

[provocate]

[Yeah this store keeper is having a really uh... interesting night. Cause something just rocked the whole goddamn city and now there's a huuuge seadweller dragging a jade in and laughing manically the whole time? Yeah, interesting is a good word for it]

[LUCKILY?????? He won't have to worry about it too much longer, because the seadweller wanders on up to the counter, draws a knife and sticks it in his chest... Yep. The Baron is waaay too keyed up right now and he doesn't want to deal with witnesses so!!]

[vigilantee]

[ OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST MAKE HIM AN ACCESSORY TO MURDER AGAIN ]

[provocate]

[SURE DID. BARON DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Technically you're also an accessory to arson and massive property damage and terrorism since anyone who saw them leaving woulda seen you with him ;)]

Deal with him would you, dear? [Cause yeah, that store keeper is kinda... choking and dying horribly welp. So he... lets the Overseer go finally! And wanders off to go find bandages and stuff. Now you're gonna be a thief, bro! THIS IS A BIG NIGHT FOR YOU!!!]

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[ sdgsjk SCREAM THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE WANTED HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO PUT THIS GUY OUT OF HIS MISERY cry. Just....gonna drag him into the back then with his ONE ARM ASSHOLE. B( ]

[provocate]

[HE LEFT THE KNIFE IN THE GUY'S CHEST USE THAT GOSH]

[Anyway, at least he's stopped laughing. Now he's back to humming, picking up... disinfectant and pain killers while he's at it. He'll probably be looking through the lkjdf alcohol whenever the Overseer decides to be done with that. Too bad he's a seadweller and getting drunk if fucking hard when his metabolism is this slow. SIGH!!!!]

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[ YEAH TRAGIC FOR YOU he needs...to let this guy bleed out in the back secretly because he's not great at the actual murdering part of murder. he will take that knife though and hide it inside his clothes before coming back out with a stony expression ]

...Are you done yet.

[provocate]

[Looks over at him and just... doesn't say anything about the missing knife. Grinning forever]

You should talk, dear. [How long does it take to kill someone tbh??]

[vigilantee]

[ shut up you're a douche. Overseer glares ]

[provocate]

[Laughs!!! You're precious, dear. Waves him towards the door]

Alright, let's go.

[vigilantee]

Where are you going now? To blow something else up?

[provocate]

Not tonight, no. [Hmm, thoughtful. Glances at the alcohol one more time, before grabbing a bottle of... something with a kick idk and tossing it at the Overseer. Wanders on over to him]

Tonight we need to leave town. Or find someone willing to put us up without squealing. [Cackles]

[vigilantee]

--Outside town. [ HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL ANYONE ELSE TODAY? JERK? He catches the bottle but only just, watching Baron warily ]

[provocate]

[Huhuhu watch this grin get all skeevy here. You wanna be alone with him, bro? He's cool with that. B) S... macks him in the ass, pushing him towards the door!]

As you wish, my dear.

[vigilantee]

[ JHGSDFJKLSD;GS FUCKING DAMNIT BARON, HE JUMPS IN SURPRISE ]

[provocate]

[SLKDFJLSDJ WELL FINE!!! If you're not gonna move your ass, he will just... reach up, run his fingers through his hair and push his head to one side so he can bend down and lick his temple lskjdljsdf]

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[ skgk WOW LOOK AT THAT SUDDENLY IT'S TIME TO LEAVE 8| because Overseer is shrinking back and quickly brushing past time with...a bit of a stiff walk since he's trying to keep his shoulder still ]

[provocate]

[F o l l w i n g and c a c k l i n g]

Don't be so uptight, dear, it's a beautiful night.

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no It Isn't! [ fuck voice crack more would you as he storms over the the motorcycle :c ]

[provocate]

[lskdf the storming and the voice cracking just make him laugh harder I'm sorry Overseer. He does stop by the motorcycle and pop open this bottle of painkillers thought because... well. The kick to his gills is starting to catch up to him, and he's gone a really exceptionally long time with this chest wound just hanging out there. He is starting to hurt quite a lot sobs]

[Offers the bottle once he's taken... more pills then he probably should have dry... Yep]

I have yet to see anything wrong with it!

[vigilantee]

That's because YoU'Re InsAne... ,small.[ He'll...begrudgingly take those, and only take two because he's responsible 8| while hoping Baron don't have like epilepsy on the motorbike while he's driving as he grabs his helmet again ]

[provocate]

[He won't, he's tough. 8'> Hopping on and starting things up]

You're very sweet, dear. [And off they go! Getting back onto the proper road and, indeed, headed away from things. The streets are probably notably empty by now as folks either went to go see what the shit happened or locked themselves in their hives]

wow html..........

[vigilantee]

[ Good 8| the last thing he needs to be is implicated with you, so he'll just.....focus on breathing and trying to sort out his head and they motor off. what the fuuuuuuck was tonightttt ]

tis the devil tbh

[provocate]

[A beautiful clusterfuck in his opinion. The best kind of clusterfuck ever 8'>]

[They've got awhile though. The Baron burns in the sun so he can't really stop until he's found shelter of some kind. Luckily, he was really planning on leaving town anyway, so he's got a little abandoned hive set up for himself...]

[...but it's a ways off the road, so this'll be him pulling off and stopping... in what appears to be the middle of nowhere YEEEAAAAH]