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[provocate]

[So this plan has gone horribly]

[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]

[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]

[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]

Comments

[vigilantee]

no It Isn't! [ fuck voice crack more would you as he storms over the the motorcycle :c ]

[provocate]

[lskdf the storming and the voice cracking just make him laugh harder I'm sorry Overseer. He does stop by the motorcycle and pop open this bottle of painkillers thought because... well. The kick to his gills is starting to catch up to him, and he's gone a really exceptionally long time with this chest wound just hanging out there. He is starting to hurt quite a lot sobs]

[Offers the bottle once he's taken... more pills then he probably should have dry... Yep]

I have yet to see anything wrong with it!

[vigilantee]

That's because YoU'Re InsAne... ,small.[ He'll...begrudgingly take those, and only take two because he's responsible 8| while hoping Baron don't have like epilepsy on the motorbike while he's driving as he grabs his helmet again ]

[provocate]

[He won't, he's tough. 8'> Hopping on and starting things up]

You're very sweet, dear. [And off they go! Getting back onto the proper road and, indeed, headed away from things. The streets are probably notably empty by now as folks either went to go see what the shit happened or locked themselves in their hives]

wow html..........

[vigilantee]

[ Good 8| the last thing he needs to be is implicated with you, so he'll just.....focus on breathing and trying to sort out his head and they motor off. what the fuuuuuuck was tonightttt ]

tis the devil tbh

[provocate]

[A beautiful clusterfuck in his opinion. The best kind of clusterfuck ever 8'>]

[They've got awhile though. The Baron burns in the sun so he can't really stop until he's found shelter of some kind. Luckily, he was really planning on leaving town anyway, so he's got a little abandoned hive set up for himself...]

[...but it's a ways off the road, so this'll be him pulling off and stopping... in what appears to be the middle of nowhere YEEEAAAAH]

yes ;;

[vigilantee]

[ LMFAO AUGH YOU ARE THE WORST DATE EVERRRR Overseer looks up and when he sees where they are he's just like omfg.....is he going to leave me to die in the desert? NO WITNESSES? ]

Re: yes ;;

[provocate]

[.......OVERSEER YOU ARE STUPID HE WAS MAKING OUT WITH YOU BEFORE]

[But anyway... dismounts, and he's... not... moving as well as before!! Like at all. He actually hisses faintly as he straightens up. HE NEEDS TO. WRAP THIS WOUND. SOMETIME EVER]

Let's take a walk, dear.

[vigilantee]

........I'M FIne HeRe. I CAn MAKe It on MY oWn. [ HE DOESN'T CARE, YOU'RE NUTS ]

[provocate]

[...wat. Looks at him, smiling faintly]

Morning is coming eventually. [r u crazy]

[vigilantee]

........... [ looks at him, right back 8| ]

MY CAste CAn sURVIVe tHe sUn's RAYs WItHoUt dIFFICUltY.

[provocate]

[..............wow really? He's... heard something like that before but always thought it was just a silly rumor. Tilts his head slightly]

And where are you going to go, dear? [Laughs!] There will be people all up and down this road soon enough, trying to find out what happened.

[vigilantee]

....

I'll FInd soMeWHeRe to stAY. [ away from you >8I ]

[provocate]

Where.

[He is probably leaning closer, one hand rising like he might... grab him again]

[vigilantee]

[ sdkjsf HISS Overseer immediately takes a step back and leers ]

.........

[provocate]

They're going to be quite upset pretty soon~

[Once they realize communication is down skdlj Shifts as if to take a step after him, but he doesn't quite do it yet]

[vigilantee]

We'Re eneMIes--We don't need to Be neAR eACH otHeR. [ which is Overseer for gtfo I hate you wtf are you making this difficult ]

[provocate]

[AHAHASLDFKJLSJDF LAUGHING. OVERSEER do you just not get how relationships work or are you actually that thick that all of this tonight hasn't made his intentions clear for you]

[But fine, if you're gonna be a spazz about it... Shrugs!]

Would you like to keep the knife, my dear?

[vigilantee]

[ skdgs HE IS POINTEDLY NOT ACKNOWLEDGING ANY OF THAT. And the mention of a knife makes him jump because gfdit how do you always-- ]

....I don't KnoW WHAt YoU'Re tAlKInG ABoUt.

[provocate]

[............eyebrow raising. YOU'RE A BAD LIAR OVERSEER]

Did you leave my knife at the store?

[vigilantee]

................ [ shiiifting his weight from one foot to the other ]

[provocate]

[UH NO, HE'S GONNA HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH IF YOU DID, SO]

Did you?

[vigilantee]

I....no.... [ kjsdfks god he is a coward for you ]

[provocate]

[Aww, baby 8'> Most people are cowards for him at some point... Grins]

So do you want to keep it?

[vigilantee]

...... [ This squint says no not really, but his posture says he wants Baron with it even less. ]

I don't CARe.