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[provocate]

[So this plan has gone horribly]

[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]

[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]

[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]

Comments

[vigilantee]

........I'M FIne HeRe. I CAn MAKe It on MY oWn. [ HE DOESN'T CARE, YOU'RE NUTS ]

[provocate]

[...wat. Looks at him, smiling faintly]

Morning is coming eventually. [r u crazy]

[vigilantee]

........... [ looks at him, right back 8| ]

MY CAste CAn sURVIVe tHe sUn's RAYs WItHoUt dIFFICUltY.

[provocate]

[..............wow really? He's... heard something like that before but always thought it was just a silly rumor. Tilts his head slightly]

And where are you going to go, dear? [Laughs!] There will be people all up and down this road soon enough, trying to find out what happened.

[vigilantee]

....

I'll FInd soMeWHeRe to stAY. [ away from you >8I ]

[provocate]

Where.

[He is probably leaning closer, one hand rising like he might... grab him again]

[vigilantee]

[ sdkjsf HISS Overseer immediately takes a step back and leers ]

.........

[provocate]

They're going to be quite upset pretty soon~

[Once they realize communication is down skdlj Shifts as if to take a step after him, but he doesn't quite do it yet]

[vigilantee]

We'Re eneMIes--We don't need to Be neAR eACH otHeR. [ which is Overseer for gtfo I hate you wtf are you making this difficult ]

[provocate]

[AHAHASLDFKJLSJDF LAUGHING. OVERSEER do you just not get how relationships work or are you actually that thick that all of this tonight hasn't made his intentions clear for you]

[But fine, if you're gonna be a spazz about it... Shrugs!]

Would you like to keep the knife, my dear?

[vigilantee]

[ skdgs HE IS POINTEDLY NOT ACKNOWLEDGING ANY OF THAT. And the mention of a knife makes him jump because gfdit how do you always-- ]

....I don't KnoW WHAt YoU'Re tAlKInG ABoUt.

[provocate]

[............eyebrow raising. YOU'RE A BAD LIAR OVERSEER]

Did you leave my knife at the store?

[vigilantee]

................ [ shiiifting his weight from one foot to the other ]

[provocate]

[UH NO, HE'S GONNA HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH IF YOU DID, SO]

Did you?

[vigilantee]

I....no.... [ kjsdfks god he is a coward for you ]

[provocate]

[Aww, baby 8'> Most people are cowards for him at some point... Grins]

So do you want to keep it?

[vigilantee]

...... [ This squint says no not really, but his posture says he wants Baron with it even less. ]

I don't CARe.

[provocate]

[.....SOBS OVERSEER YOU FOOL. Cackles and... draws a longer, thinner knife from somewhere in his sleeve]

I won't miss it, if that's what you're worried about. [He's got... a bunch... on him at all times welp]

[vigilantee]

[ LKHDFSIHGSL WHAT ARE YOU THE HOUSE OF KNIVES, cue Overseer taking a step back in surprise ]

[provocate]

[BASICALLY........... lakjsdf and yeah, he's following him this time, stepping after him. Though he does put the knife away again, so at least it's... less... of a threat. Laughing a little lkjsdf]

You didn't really think that was my only did you? [You poor dumb child you have so much to learn]

[vigilantee]

[ the jade flush on his face says he might...have.....

shut up. His expression hardens into a glare again and Overseer glances at the bike, wondering if he should try....that... ]

[provocate]

[...he took the keys out... if... 'that' was an escape plan LKJSDLFJK Follows his gaze, and then looks back to him again. Him and his stupid adorable blush]

You ought to stop underestimating me, darling.

[vigilantee]

[ BARON GO DIAF SDLKGDGSLDGSLD sobbbbbbbb just. jade jade jade all over his face ]

don't CAll Me tHAt.

[provocate]

[Cackling. Taking another step towards him]

What would you prefer I call you, my dear?

[vigilantee]

Overseer. [ f-ffff there's only so much farther he feels like backing up into...the desert...so this time he tries to hold his ground. ]