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[provocate]

[So this plan has gone horribly]

[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]

[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]

[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]

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[vigilantee]

Ow--! [ sob no stopping that, but he reaches up quickly with his free hand to hold Baron's wrist ]

T, tell me...!

[provocate]

[...grins. And tugs on his horn. And it probably looks like he's not gonna answer here for a bit, but nope! HE SOUNDS REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS???]

There's a bomb somewhere in here, counting down~

[vigilantee]

--a BoMB?! [ S9DFGYSUIDFOPKPASLFKJASDFA ]

[provocate]

[C A C K L I N G]

Yes! [HE IS GOING TO KISS HIM AGAIN because apparently he is not concerned about this at all lksdfj]

[vigilantee]

[ nsdgjsdfkg oh my god no, pushing you back mister ]

--stop tHAt! WHeRe Is It??? How MUCH tIMe Is leFt??

[provocate]

[Oh baww you seem really distressed about this bro )8]

I don't know...? [...ljsdlkjsLKSJDFLKJSDLFKJSDF]

[vigilantee]

WHAt dId YoU set It FoR??? [ HOW ARE YOU NOT SHRIEK ]

[provocate]

[Oh my god really this is not that big a deal!!!! Rolls his eye and sits back, pulling out a pocket watch. This is the boring solution gosh don't you want to die in a giant chaotic blaze of glory???]

We've got time. [...just enough to get out of range of the blast lksjdlfjs]

[vigilantee]

HoW MUCH???

[provocate]

[SIGHS AND]

[PICKS HIMSELF UP, still keeping his fingers hooked into the Overseer's collar]

Are you really worried about this, my dear?

[vigilantee]

Of course!! HoW ArE YoU not??? [ sob stumbling a bit, but quickly getting his feet under him ]

[provocate]

[UGH! But fine he'll drag him along towards an exit on the opposite side of the building. AND NOT]

[ANSWERING]

[THAT QUESTION!!! Dude, he was trying to give you tips how to kill him the last time they met, how have you not realized he's super okay with dying yet]

[vigilantee]

[ sdfjksgk HE DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BLOW YOURSELF UP OKAY he's just...getting dragged along here because UM BARON HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT IF WE'RE TRYING TO ESCAPE RATHER THAN DEFUSE THIS... ]

[provocate]

[.......what no dude he's still getting his explosion??? HE'S AN ANARCHIST FIRST AND THIS IS GOING TO BE TOO MUCH FUN TO MISS OUT ON JUST CAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE STRESSED OUT]

[They've got enough time to get away. Pr... obably... lkjsdf It may or may not be a good idea to suggest defusing it sobs brokenly]

[vigilantee]

[ sdgjskgs HE'S JUST GONNA FOLLOW HIS LEAD because this is getting ominous that he's not even saying anything....sdjkfhsjkdgs ]

[provocate]

[lkajdfkjsdflkjLKJSDFLKJSDFLKJ it's not ominous to him baww Yeah he's in a hurry cause he's not sure exactly how much time they've got, but really he's just annoyed that the Overseer is being so weird about this!!! Explosions are cool?? What's wrong with you gosh]

[But yes okay, they're across the room and he shoves his way through the door into an alleyway where there is... a surprisingly tame looking motorcycle...? Or the troll equivalent whatever. Lets the Overseer go once they're through the door, sighing again]

How did you get here, my dear.

[vigilantee]

....... [ he walked 8|;;;; ]

[provocate]

[...looks. At him. And then laughs lakflkj and chucks his helmet at him]

Come on then. [Come with him if you want to live 8'>]

[vigilantee]

[ crying he so does not...want to do this......but he's pulling on the helmet anyway because um KIND OF IN A TROLL CITY, BLEEDING JADE BLOOD. fuck you baron you're not allowed you make yourself his best option. ]

[provocate]

[TOO LATE HE ALREADY DID. Gonna just... grab the front of his clothes again and KISS HIM??? Only for a second though and then spinning him off towards the motorcycle. Come on dude, get on, they gotta go like... now if you don't wanna get exploded]

[vigilantee]

[ sdkjgs FINE but he's not gonna hold onto you when they zip off....ACTUALLY NO YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS. He'll hold right onto that cut he gave you, asshole 8) ]

[provocate]

[WOW HE'S DRIVING??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU]

[Tenses all up, trying really hard not to hiss even if the sound would just get swallowed up by the wind. Ends up having to slow down a little, but then he reaches back and grabs his side. Claws and all. Stop it you brat there are better times to flirt then this]

[vigilantee]

[ skdgjs HISS HISS NEVER, even if...that totally works and he lets his hand rest on his rib cage instead >8'| asshole he is so going to ruin your life like you did his ]

[provocate]

[Careful of his gills you dick... But yes, once he lets go of that cut, he'll get back to driving properly again. Probably... going way too fast tbqh... welp]

[vigilantee]

[ sdkfsk YEAH WELL I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND HIM CLINGING EVER HARDER WHEN HE DOES THAT..... especially since when that explosion happens when he TOTALLY WASN'T PREPARED FOR IT ]