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[provocate]

[So this plan has gone horribly]

[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]

[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]

[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]

Comments

[provocate]

[lkjaskldfjs rolls... his eye!!!!]

[And kisses him again!!!!!!!!]

[vigilantee]

[ JKSDFJKDS FFFFFFF OH WELL THEN. Guess he's back to making a stressed little sound in the back of his throat here ]

should read tags before sending them...

[provocate]

[omg Overseer lskjdflj WELL... okay so that doesn't actually last that long before he... just kinda... bites his lip open! Shifting to push him... back to the... ground... and... following after... yep]

[OVERSEER HE WILL MOLEST YOU UNTIL THIS BUILDING EXPLODES IF YOU LET HIM SHRIEK]

ilu

[vigilantee]

[ sdkjgs CRYING YEAH HE'S STARTING TO SEE THAT SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN AND THAT'S NOW HOW HE IMAGINED THIS GOING...

The bite makes him wince but he's definitely going to try to resist getting pushed back down LMAO ]

sobs brokenly

[provocate]

[Yes good. He's glad for the resistance! A caliginous partner who refuses to fight back a little is no fun at all lksdjf So he'll... continue to try to push him down, but never quite with enough force to actually just do it...]

[Grabs his collar a little tighter, and brings a hand up to wrap around the Overseer's throat. Lightly, for now, mostly just the touch of his fingers rather then actual pressure]

[vigilantee]

[ The hand on his throat makes him stiffen unfortunately and grimace a little--he's ducking his chin to pull his mouth back from baron's with a breath. ]

--t, tell Me WHAt YoU'Re d...doInG HeRe...

[provocate]

[........HEH. Pulls back a little as well, looking at him with his eye kinda... half-lidded]

Ask nicely, dear.

[vigilantee]

[ ..........man he probably doesn't mean please does he. ]

--do It oR...oR else.

[provocate]

[lkjasklj he will take whatever nice means to you, bro 8>]

Or else what?

[vigilantee]

[ cryyyy NICE MEANS NOT RUINING HIS LIFE AND STABBING HIM ]

....... [ ...YEAH HE'S GOT NOTHING. ]

I'll...pItY YoU InsteAd.

[provocate]

[D8]

[DDDDDDD8 HOW DARE YOU]

[HE ACTUALLY LOOKS GENUINELY UPSET???? For a second anyway lkjs and then the hand around his throat sliiiides up his cheek and grabs his horn]

You couldn't, dear.

[vigilantee]

Ow--! [ sob no stopping that, but he reaches up quickly with his free hand to hold Baron's wrist ]

T, tell me...!

[provocate]

[...grins. And tugs on his horn. And it probably looks like he's not gonna answer here for a bit, but nope! HE SOUNDS REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS???]

There's a bomb somewhere in here, counting down~

[vigilantee]

--a BoMB?! [ S9DFGYSUIDFOPKPASLFKJASDFA ]

[provocate]

[C A C K L I N G]

Yes! [HE IS GOING TO KISS HIM AGAIN because apparently he is not concerned about this at all lksdfj]

[vigilantee]

[ nsdgjsdfkg oh my god no, pushing you back mister ]

--stop tHAt! WHeRe Is It??? How MUCH tIMe Is leFt??

[provocate]

[Oh baww you seem really distressed about this bro )8]

I don't know...? [...ljsdlkjsLKSJDFLKJSDLFKJSDF]

[vigilantee]

WHAt dId YoU set It FoR??? [ HOW ARE YOU NOT SHRIEK ]

[provocate]

[Oh my god really this is not that big a deal!!!! Rolls his eye and sits back, pulling out a pocket watch. This is the boring solution gosh don't you want to die in a giant chaotic blaze of glory???]

We've got time. [...just enough to get out of range of the blast lksjdlfjs]

[vigilantee]

HoW MUCH???

[provocate]

[SIGHS AND]

[PICKS HIMSELF UP, still keeping his fingers hooked into the Overseer's collar]

Are you really worried about this, my dear?

[vigilantee]

Of course!! HoW ArE YoU not??? [ sob stumbling a bit, but quickly getting his feet under him ]

[provocate]

[UGH! But fine he'll drag him along towards an exit on the opposite side of the building. AND NOT]

[ANSWERING]

[THAT QUESTION!!! Dude, he was trying to give you tips how to kill him the last time they met, how have you not realized he's super okay with dying yet]

[vigilantee]

[ sdfjksgk HE DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BLOW YOURSELF UP OKAY he's just...getting dragged along here because UM BARON HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT IF WE'RE TRYING TO ESCAPE RATHER THAN DEFUSE THIS... ]

[provocate]

[.......what no dude he's still getting his explosion??? HE'S AN ANARCHIST FIRST AND THIS IS GOING TO BE TOO MUCH FUN TO MISS OUT ON JUST CAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE STRESSED OUT]

[They've got enough time to get away. Pr... obably... lkjsdf It may or may not be a good idea to suggest defusing it sobs brokenly]