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[provocate]

[So this plan has gone horribly]

[He couldn’t be happier about that though. See, it was supposed to go: two cities, two explosions of more or less equal terrible… ness, and a whole lot of dead folks. It was supposed to go that two of the Condesce’s communications towers would be taken out, and everything would shut down for at least a day or so before the drones could put anything back together again. The damage could be undone, but there would be that little bit of anarchy right there in the middle for the trolls unfortunate enough to be caught in the radius of the black-out]

[And it went so perfectly up until now. His moirail even had the good graces to be (mostly) cooperative even a city away. He had been so happy, but now there’s report from his panicked goons about some asshole kicking his way towards stopping him and that is so much better]

[He can’t not meet up with such a persistent guest, of course, so he’s wandered back to the warehouse all his goons have been trying to keep his dear visitor away from. Now somewhere nearby, there’s a bomb ticking its way down to his death, but he is standing in the center of the room, humming absentmindedly. Waiting]

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Shame.

[Licks his neck!!!!! And then chuckles faintly]

Breath, dear.

[vigilantee]

[ fgsk he shudders and sucks in a breath, but mostly because the shuddering hurt...his shoulder... ]

[provocate]

[lkajsfd Overseer... Hee hee, he is just... going to... test his teeth against his pulse :X Not... really trying to break the skin, but that's certainly a possibility at this point]

[vigilantee]

[ Whyyyyy--that makes him suck in another breath, but this time he holds deathly still because he's not sure what Baron is aiming here and he wouldn't put it past him to just do violent teeth shit all up in his neck ]

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[Man he would totally do violent teeth shit on his neck, but not yet?  He is having too much fun making him uncomfortable.  Settles his hand against his side and licks him again.  Testing his teeth a little harderrrrrr and I guess it should be notes here that his teeth?  Are horrifying shark teeth.  Yep]

Keep breathing, darling...

[vigilantee]

WHAt....WHAt ARe YoU doInG...? [ which comes out whisper-quite and oh-so-unsure as he struggles to at least comply. If he can somehow get the dagger out of his shoulder he may be able to move it...but he'd have to do away with the Baron right away if he wanted to have any chance of escaping. ]

[provocate]

[Yeah he should probably come up with some kind of plan soon because... well...]

Waiting, dear. Tick tock. [There's a bomb somewhere in here 8> But he does not seem particularly concerned about that, just... pressing up against him and humming that... song against his skin now]

[vigilantee]

[ sdkjfsdkg no no that is bad BAD BARON BAD ]

FoR WHAt??

[provocate]

[Just... cackles... and finally bites the edge of his jaw open]

[USE YOUR PAN BRO HOW MUCH DID TAMELESS TELL YOU cause he currently assuming she said everything lksjdkf]

[vigilantee]

[ SINCE WHEN DOES SHE EVER GIVE STRAIGHT ANSWERS MAN also ow. >8( OW. Overseer makes an irritated sound and tries to pull his arm away from his side and get it...between them so he can push on baron's chest ]

[provocate]

[MAN IT'S NOT HIS PROBLEM YOU DON'T KNOW HOW SHE THINKS OR TALKS!!!]

[But okay yeah he's... not gonna go very far, only pulling back enough to give him the space to take the Overseer's hand in his. Knit their fingers together and... grin down at him. So what is it you think you're gonna get by pushing on him then?]

[vigilantee]

[ Not....that creepy grin nor this creepy hand-hold. Overseer makes a face and tries to scoot back despite Baron's weight. ]

let Me Up...!

[provocate]

[AHAHA NOPE. If anything the attempt at scooting back makes him settle on him even heavier, leaning close again]

Make me! [aaaaand... nipping at the corner of his mouth!!!!]

[vigilantee]

[ sdkjsdkgs BAD BARON, NO. ]

--CUt tHAt oUt! [ sob and he's doing the dumb thing by...trying to bite back. Really only his incisors are pointed but don't laugh at that :c ]

[provocate]

[...OH HE'S. GENUINELY SURPRISED WHEN HE BITES BACK?? Even if it does make him laugh at how sad his teeth are ljsdfkj]

Are you sure, darling? [Cause he's gonna repeat it]

[vigilantee]

Y, Yes! [ asdkfjdka auuugh he hates you so much--he's trying to untangle their hands from one another now kthx. AND BITE HIM IF HE COMES NEAR ]

[provocate]

[Kneads his claws into his palm instead of letting him go alksdflkjk AND AHAHA YEAH HE'S TOTALLY NEAR. He is just going to latch onto his lower lip if he's gonna continue being nippy with him, grinning forever tbh, a kinda low, playful growl starting in his throat]

[vigilantee]

[ Of all things it prompts a surprised sound because he expected maybe a busted lip and a slap not...this. Even claws in his hands would be more likely wouldn't it?? This just like what Tamele--



oh gog no ]

--CUt It oUt!

[provocate]

[LKSJDF AHAHAHAHAHA cackling!!!! But yes, he does... stop biting him anyway, though he still stays... really close. Close enough that the Overseer could bite him back if he wanted 8>!!!!]

Don't sound so surprised, dear.

[vigilantee]

[ 8| HOW ABOUT A HEADBUTT INSTEAD ]

[provocate]

[AHHHHH FUCK YOU!!!]

[Recoils, genuinely startled and kinda hurt )8 You dick. Lets go of his hand though but only so he can... slap him in the face yeeeeaaaaah]

[vigilantee]

[ sdkgs HE'LL TAKE THAT SLAP. Because even as his head jerks to the side he's reaching over quickly to wrench the knife out of his shoulder and swing it outward across Baron's chest. It hurts really bad, but he needs to get out of this situation more than that sdjkgs ]

[provocate]

[WOW NOPE THIS IS HIS FAVORITE JACKET YOU MASSIVE FUCKHEAD]

[Yeah so... he kinda gasps, and starts to bring his hand to his chest? It has been a long fucking time since anyone dared to cut him with his own weapon?? And then he's going to try to grab the Overseer's wrist and turn the knife back on him. Nope nope nope he really needs to stop underestimating this little jadelet]

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[ Oh god DOES NOTHING STOP THIS GUY?? As soon as he feels Baron's crushing hold on his wrist he tries to bring up his injured one to help but it...really doesn't sjkdgks so he hastily flicks his wrist and tosses the knife over about five feet onto the ground with a wince of pain, struggling in earnest despite the painful throb in his shoulder ]

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[Dude he's been alive forever a cut across the chest is not gonna be the thing that stops him lkajsdlkfj]

[He is just... going to deal with this struggling with one hand while the other... comes down... in a punch to his injured shoulder!! Ever heard a seadweller growl? It's not a fun sound, made quite unreal by the hollow noise his gills make when they draw in air underneath his clothes]